twelvepaldii:

pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

twelvepaldii:

pendragoned:

#THAT’S BIG COMING FROM YOU CAPTAIN AMERICA

the only thing that makes this better is that that chick is black widow

30 minutes ago with 86,288 notes — via wobedie, © sillymuggles


prongsmydeer:

Plot twist: The tears in Dumbledore’s eyes when seeing the doe patronus were tears of pity. What he was really trying to say with, “After all this time?” is “Dude you haven’t let it go yet?” The memory faded out before we could realize.

"After all this time?”

"Always," said Snape.

"Severus, it’s been years. Get a girlfriend. Please."

31 minutes ago with 6,889 notes — via tardisblaine, © prongsmydeer


karatam:

chrysalisamidst:

That tag tho

 

31 minutes ago with 17,082 notes — via kingsofsassgard, © buriedwings


fartgallery:

lionkitten:

fartgallery:

dont waste ur time reading this post. go paint a tree, hlep the elderly cross the street, skip down the road, throw a rock in the beach, take life by the tits and milk it

that post was definitely worth reading

UR NOT MILKING THE TITS OF LIFE

32 minutes ago with 157,935 notes — via osamajenladen, © fartgallery


katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 
In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:
c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t
If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):
c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t
If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”
Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 
LIKE GOOD LORD 
OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

katzmatt:

seeyainanotherlife:

cassandrugs:

tseecka:

samandriel:

dajo42:

“Can I touch your butt” in Elvish.

This is so useful

No, this is not “Can I touch your butt” in Elvish. This is “Can I touch your butt?” in English, transcribed using the letters of the Elvish alphabet. There is a difference. 

In Elvish, the letters of the alphabet correspond to sounds, not to words. The above text spells it out using one symbol to represent one letter of the original English, which is incorrect:

  • c-a-n  i  t-o-u-c-h  y-o-u-r  b-u-t-t

If you really want to spell out an English phrase using the Elvish alphabet, you would do so phonetically, which would basically equate to one symbol per phoneme (sound):

  • c-a-n  a-i  t-u-ch  y-o-r  b-u-t

If you actually wanted to write “Can I touch your butt?” in Elvish, one (very rough) translation would be:

  • Annog nin daf pladan tele ci?

Which, in Sindarin Elvish, roughly translates to, “Would you give me permission to touch your rear?”

Written in tengwar (the Elvish alphabet), it would look like this:

image

Sorry for the blurry quality.

damn, the lotr fandom doesnt fuck around

wow

not to mention LOOK HOW POLITE THIS WAS 

LIKE GOOD LORD 

OLDEST FANDOMS REALLY ARE POLITEST 

33 minutes ago with 226,018 notes — via im-not-a-climbing-frame, © dajo42


the single greatest scene in the history of cinema

34 minutes ago with 118,206 notes — via hiatus-cursedblogger, © elijahwood


35 minutes ago with 55,958 notes — via thebenevolentsnake, © stiles-stlinski


Anonymous → you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell

fishingboatproceeds:

There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

35 minutes ago with 14,747 notes — via mickey-the-idiot, © fishingboatproceeds


Mercedes sees a million romantic candles all over every surface of the apartment, and immediately thinks GOD DAMNIT BLAINE NOT AGAIN. [x]

36 minutes ago with 1,215 notes — via cutesyklaine, © rileycriss


disputenotwithher:

blainejaminbutton:

finnessa:

quinnandpuck:

totsexual:

Who is this?
This is the first girl we ever see on Glee.
Reblog this, for she is a huge legend of glee.

god bless her

oh my GOD

yes.

She’ll always have a place in my heart…

disputenotwithher:

blainejaminbutton:

finnessa:

quinnandpuck:

totsexual:

Who is this?

This is the first girl we ever see on Glee.

Reblog this, for she is a huge legend of glee.

god bless her

oh my GOD

yes.

She’ll always have a place in my heart…

36 minutes ago with 2,169 notes — via fujoshi16, © toodamnsarcastic


brb-being-brazilian:

ohmisterfujishiro:

raise-youup:

proof that a gif set of a drag queen receiving acceptance from her father will spread through tumblr like wildfire.. 33,000+ notes later.

basically

Oh no I’m crying;;

37 minutes ago with 187,829 notes — via iwannaliveinabigbluebox, © raise-youup


ewatsondaily:

Happy Birthday Emma Watson! (April 15th, 1990)

1 day ago with 7,402 notes — via 221bootylover, © ewatsondaily


manningstar:

theblueswing:

One character - same episode. Sweet cherub & major hottie.

This is one of the reasons I find him so fascinating. It makes him even more attractive to me. As does his ability to look both super-masculine and beautifully feminine. He’s just a super-hot chameleon.

1 day ago with 437 notes — via mysonwillbenamedeverettpaul, © theblueswing


thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

thequeenandthephoenix:

oh my fucking god

1 day ago with 141,780 notes — via what-i-would-do-to-joey-richter, © vaginal-erection


1 day ago with 568 notes — via essamil, © p-o-l-l-u-t-i-on